Temporary Accommodation T-Shirts

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Foster failure

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Earl suspends his disbelief.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Bed & Bagel'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Bed or breakfast.

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"I'm the temp."

'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

Employment Office. You're still only finding temporary jobs? Yeah, my income stream is not continuously flowing and it never reaches flood stage.

It's not forever......

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?