Temporary Accommodation Mugs

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Foster failure

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Earl suspends his disbelief.

'Bed & Bagel'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

Bed or breakfast.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

"Poor Chap,he's only been here a few days but the pressure of the job seems to have got to him already."

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

"I'm the temp."

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'Henderson! Find some DNA that matches mine and be quick about it!'

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

It's not forever......

'He was just a temp.'

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."