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'Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room? The £60 room has a free telly.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Couch and Potato

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'Bed & Bagel'

Virtual Beach

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed or breakfast.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"We can't afford a vacation. If you want to feel the sand between your toes, you're going to have to walk around in the litter box."

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

Gulliver's staycation

'You're lucky. You had a staycation. I got a stay-at-workation.'

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

"It's the co-op board!"

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

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