Accommodations Pillows

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room? The £60 room has a free telly.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Couch and Potato

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

Virtual Beach

'Bed & Bagel'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed or breakfast.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"This is a bend and breakfast. You sleep on a cafeteria table."

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"We can't afford a vacation. If you want to feel the sand between your toes, you're going to have to walk around in the litter box."

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

'You're lucky. You had a staycation. I got a stay-at-workation.'

Gulliver's staycation

"It's the co-op board!"