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"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Bookworm Sleepover

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Fishing sign.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Marshmallows

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.