Television-loving Friend Gifts

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Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Einsteiners.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

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'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

TV jester.

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

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'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

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'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'