Movie-loving Friend Gifts

Last night I took monkey to see King Kong. Now he's obsessed. With what? He's trying to save the girl. What girl? From what? Darlene. I think he's trying to save her from the thing that's killing her. Stop eating my work projects.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Herman Mankiewicz

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Leslie Caron.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Reese Witherspoon

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Spoiler alert."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Kirsten Johnson

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Quentin Tarantino

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'