Cinema-loving Spouse Gifts

Cinema. I won't tell you what happens, but there's a great twist at the end.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"