Televised Teamies Gifts

World Cup reactions...

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

The trauma of losing.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

What a team!

Watching TV around the world

'Remember when there was no 'i' in team?'

Is this the kickoff meeting?

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Two people paintballing

(visual gag) 'HA-ARRRGH' A shot put athlete tears off his head when he throws his put

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"