Teammates Gifts

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Staff support"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Reach for the Star.

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

Go team!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Any questions?"

Welcome to the Team

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Teamwork!

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."