Tandem Team Tester Gifts

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

Bike Romance

He crash tests software.

(visual gag) 'HA-ARRRGH' A shot put athlete tears off his head when he throws his put

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

The post-game meal

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

To-Do List Chaos

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

Parents with Babies

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"