Tandem Team Tester Gifts

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

(visual gag) 'HA-ARRRGH' A shot put athlete tears off his head when he throws his put

Bike Romance

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

To-Do List Chaos

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"

Parents with Babies

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.