Tandem Adventurer Gifts

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

The segway RV.

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

The early days of tofurkey.

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

Bike Romance

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"We're in an open marriage."

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

Alien and Wind Farm

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

Campground closed until further notice

Tandem

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'

Detour 50c.

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"