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"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

The segway RV.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

The early days of tofurkey.

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

Bike Romance

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'Because I recently furthered my education...I can take you back to your childhood for real, Mrs. Dunlap.'

'Gee, doc, I never thought creative therapy would be like this.'

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"We're in an open marriage."

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

Tandem

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

Alien and Wind Farm

Campground closed until further notice

'My friends, as a result of our experimentation, we have just lost a dear and valued colleague...'

Detour 50c.

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

"Why aren't we staying in a lodge again?"

"Have you been using herbal remedies again?"