Teambuilding Adventurer T-Shirts

"I never liked these corporate retreats until we started microdosing."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Leadership Training

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

Face Painting.

Communicating with Employees: The Basics

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

'Boat Launch'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"You can do it!"

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Safety meeting.