Team Builder Aficionado T-Shirts

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Building Blocks.

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Leadership Training

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'You've got a lot to learn about being a good team player!'

Communicating with Employees: The Basics

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"You can do it!"

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

Clear construction agreements are important.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"Now this is teamwork!"

Safety meeting.

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Keep your shape at the back...."