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"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"

'Hey, by the way, good team play on the dinosaur hunt today.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Welcome to the Team

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Teamwork

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"