Musical Teammate Gifts

Two ladies practising the trombones.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Band Practice

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Academy.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

"When the boss said I was 'really going places' I didn't know she meant I was fired!"

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

(visual gag) 'HA-ARRRGH' A shot put athlete tears off his head when he throws his put

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

'Don't panic! Remain perfectly still. Do not make eye contact. If he attacks, curl into a fetal position and play dead.'

Last Call of the Wild