Running Teammate Gifts

Academy.

'My feet are killing me.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Banana Split...

e-shoes

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Eat my dust!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

City Marathon.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Running

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."