Telescoping Gifts

"Listen, you've got your binoculars to view the Moon and it's a quarter of a million miles away, so standing on a chair to get nearer to it will not make any difference!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The star hunters

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Marry me astronaut

'Slip Ahoy!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Imagination Navigation.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Which one is named after me?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Black hole setting

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."