If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!
Teleportation Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the teleportation fanatic in your life? Our collection features witty mugs, fun T-shirts, comfy pillows, and stunning prints, all celebrating the wild wonder of instant travel. Perfect for fans of science fiction and the mysterious art of teleportation, these products make a memorable surprise for anyone who dreams of zipping through space and time with ease.
The Fourth Little Pig
"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"
The tooth fairy.
"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."
Dragon Hair-dryer.
Lady of the bath...
Ghost School.
'Now they're just taking the piss.'
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
Boy and Bear and Monster
Dr. Roo.
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."
Warrior Woman
Newt sale
Alien Assumption
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'
Horror Stories.
Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.
Catasaurus
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."
Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.
'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'
"This will be a tricky operation."
',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter
Dragon and Dragoff
I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be
Self Help / Elf Help.
Teleportation Fanatic Gifts Collection
Teleportation Fanatic Mugs
Looking for more teleportation-themed gifts? Check out our collection of mugs that celebrate your fascination with instant travel and exploration.
Teleportation Fanatic Pillows
Cozy up with our teleportation fanatic pillows, designed to add a sci-fi flair to your living space and inspire your imagination.
Teleportation Fanatic Prints
Discover stunning prints that capture the wonder of teleportation and sci-fi adventure—perfect for decorating any space with a futuristic touch.
Teleportation Fanatic T-Shirts
Explore our stylish T-shirts featuring witty designs and bold statements for teleportation enthusiasts—perfect for showcasing your passion for sci-fi adventures.