Teleportation Dreamers Gifts

"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Head over Hooves

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Egyptian Football

Rocket.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Mammoth Posing

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Moon Pies.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

SOE (South Of Earth)

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Rodin, the surfer.

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"What asteroid?"

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Do' you have the time?'

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

Cinderella