Teleportation Dreamers Prints

"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Head over Hooves

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Egyptian Football

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Rocket.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Mammoth Posing

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

SOE (South Of Earth)

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Cinderella

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Do' you have the time?'

Rodin, the surfer.

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"What asteroid?"

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

"Now I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen!"