Telemarketer Escapist Pillows

'I need time to consider your fabulous offer - Give me your number and I'll call you back tomorrow night at dinner.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Anywhere but here

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"It's a robocall, should I take it?"

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

"I only wish this was the final notice."

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

"To be honest I thought Hades would be Hellfire, Brimstone and eternal suffering....but this is way worse!!"

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

'There's nothing on TV. Let's read... I can't believe I said that.'

"One morning I looked up from my phone and saw a very bright light surrounded by blue with white fluffy stuff floating around..."

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

"Hi this is Mario...is this Sergio Bermudez? Are you interested in buying..."

'Oh wow, it's all so beautiful.'

"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

The search continues for weapons of mass distraction.

We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.

"Must resist...phone allure...of bilingual telemarketers!"