Telemarketing Troublemaker Pillows

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

Call Center.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"They're both in telemarketing."

"It's a robocall, should I take it?"

'Tele-barketer.'

Businessman tramples 'sound doctrine'

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'Note to self...eliminate cold calls from sales strategy.'

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

'We no longer handle the contracting out part. We contract that out.'

'Please... take... a... moment... to... complete... our... brief... survey... to... help... improve... customer... satisfaction... '

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"Faked by a snake selling rakes."

'Phone Services - Desperate Selling to Small Businesses'

"I only wish this was the final notice."

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"

Help Wanted: It's not a job - it's a calling

'If you want to praise our company, you're talking to Tommy Smith. If you want to complain, you're talking to Krfrzrk Mnkfplmkrz.'

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

"To be honest I thought Hades would be Hellfire, Brimstone and eternal suffering....but this is way worse!!"

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"Hi this is Mario...is this Sergio Bermudez? Are you interested in buying..."

"This call may be monitored to see if our operators are working hard to ell you add-ons."

'Forgive me, father. I have cold-called 6,482 times for a major stock brokerage since my last confession.'