Telemarketing Escape Artists Pillows

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Imagine there's no office...

"No, he's not on any antidepressants. His euphoric mood is coming from me installing a robocall blocker on his phone."

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

Ever thought of early retirement?

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

Call Center.

"The Company has drawn a line under me and moved on."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

"Before we hire you, we'd like you to sign this non-compete agreement. It basically states that you won't work anywhere else for the rest of your life."

"The corporate culture here? It's Junior High School without the acne."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"They're both in telemarketing."

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"Even though I'm a robot with robot with no emotions, all these telemarketing calls I'm getting is starting to get on my nerves."

"See any help wanted signs?"

"It's a robocall, should I take it?"

'Tele-barketer.'

"I want a vacation. I'd like to drink somewhere else."

Businessman tramples 'sound doctrine'

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

'Note to self...eliminate cold calls from sales strategy.'

"I can't help but feel I'm destined for something greater than having a job."