Cellphone Escapist Pillows

"One morning I looked up from my phone and saw a very bright light surrounded by blue with white fluffy stuff floating around..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Audio Books

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Houdini 2019

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

Hiding From Social Media

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"For your Birthday gift, I decided to stay off my phone for the entire day. You'll be proud of me, I lasted almost an entire hour!"

Virtual Reality Check

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'

Liking the Exit.

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'Peace at last.'