Telehealth Advocate Pillows

'I'm getting lonely – my patients are getting their prescriptions online instead of visiting me.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

Budget

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."