Telemedicine Advocate Pillows

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Obama Healthcare.

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

Budget

Doctors Discussion

Healthcare declaration

Health Care Crisis table.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

survival of the fittest

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Holding a gun to the WHO

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'You have an 85% chance of surviving this and 20% chance of wishing you hadn't.'

NHS recruitment.

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Privatisation of the NHS

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

Trumpcare is buried by the House and Senate while Obamacare remains alive.

Health cuts after Covid 19