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"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

OMG.

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

OMG UR HOT

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Funny Farm

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Underrated tweet

Texting during Baseball Game.

Elon Musk caricature

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'