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"She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop. She'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses, she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. Stop." "That's just like your mother."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

OMG.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

OMG UR HOT

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Funny Farm

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Underrated tweet

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Texting during Baseball Game.

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."