Telegram Worker Pillows

Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

Barking From Home

Telephone Box

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I feel like my job in the fossil fuel industry is going the way of the telegraph operator, the pony express rider and the buggy whip maker..."