Telecommunication Trendsetter T-Shirts

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Is this the new input device?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

HUAWEI 5G

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'