Telecommunication Trendsetter Mugs

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Data From a Truck

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

HUAWEI 5G

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"