Techy Trendsetter Mugs

"My data is bigger than your data."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Is this the new input device?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

The Design Artiste

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"This update includes minor improvements."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"