Tech-savvy Trendster Mugs

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Child hooking into a television

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete