Teeth Whitening Gifts

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

Brush your teeth!

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Whoopsy."

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

Have you tried white strips?

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth."

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

'I know you're in there.'

"Do you like your new false teeth?"

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

'Now, remember how it works, Mrs. Cortlock? If Dr. Gundleson strikes out OR if you catch a foul ball, your extraction is totally free!'

Now they're what I call cavities!