Teeth Whitening Pillows

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

'This is the most effective dental hygiene method in use today. Just try not to swallow because Carol tends to be heavy handed with the bleach.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Brush your teeth!

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'These baby teeth are a non-renewable resource rapidly being depleted and should bring more.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth."

'I know you're in there.'

"Do you like your new false teeth?"

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"Do you have any deals on used bridgework?"

'Your teeth are overlapping. Try wearing one set at a time.'

Now they're what I call cavities!

Grandma, you have something in your teeth.