Teeth Brushing Pillows

Brush your teeth!

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Mothers Without Borders

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

Adventures in Flossing

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

Have you tried white strips?

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."