Toothbrush Technician Pillows

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

Brush your teeth!

Wild Window Washers

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"Careful...she bites."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'-and who's next?'

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

'Blimy! Colgate Ultrawhitener I guess?'

'UR1, ok, UR2, ok, UR3, ok, UR4, LOL . . .'

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.