Teeth Brushing T-Shirts

Brush your teeth!

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Looks like someone hasn't been flossing regularly.'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

Mothers Without Borders

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'I need a new tooth brush.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

Adventures in Flossing

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

'Your teeth are okay, but your gums will have to come out.'

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."