Tooth Brushing Technique Experts T-Shirts

17th Annual East-West Dental Convention

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'I'm all in.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

Mothers Without Borders

Brush your teeth!

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

"When I said 'spit'... I meant in the sink!"