Toothbrushing Routine Pillows

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

"Awake and doing great"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

Girls in bed

Bad Hair Day

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"