Teenage Granddaughter Gifts

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Google car."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Butterflies

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Football

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Little Princess.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"