Teenage Granddaughter Mugs

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Butterflies

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Football

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Little Princess.

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"