Teenager Sister Gifts

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

At the Museum

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Likes: $2.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Recess does things to a man."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'