Teen Sister Gifts

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

The youth shows responsibility!

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"He's gone goth"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"Recess does things to a man."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'More hair than brains.'