Teen Sister Prints

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

The youth shows responsibility!

Mammoth Tipping was the most Fatal of Primitive Teen Activities.

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"Recess does things to a man."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'More hair than brains.'