Teenage Sister Prints

I wanted to be a barrister or solicitor but now I want to be a burden on society

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Updating my facebook profile

"...and I'm letting all me piercings grow back in."

At the Museum

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."