Teenager Sister Prints

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

At the Museum

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Recess does things to a man."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.