Teenage Sister Mugs

I wanted to be a barrister or solicitor but now I want to be a burden on society

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"...and I'm letting all me piercings grow back in."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

At the Museum

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

High security Santa's grotto

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Likes: $2.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Recess does things to a man."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.