Teen Scene Aficionado Gifts

"Wow...you got a hickey?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Teen's Comet

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Teenage Yoda

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

Teen Owl

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Let's not jump into this.'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

Forget Ryan Beardsley. Why? I'm so on his wave-length! He's way into the environment. No way! He's talking to the principal about recycling. Office. Indeed. If reusing Sally Sipe's English paper counts as recycling.

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'